Glossary of Politically Correct Terminology

Here are a few terms coined in our new politically correct age and what I believe they really mean:
I'll be adding to this list as I feel it necessary...



Excuse Me Please:  
Fuck you maggot, get out of my way.


Online Piracy:  RIAA, MPAA, MP3s, downloading music and movies.  
A term coined by the RIAA and MPAA to make downloading movies and mp3s off the internet sound much more criminal than it actually is.  The RIAA an MPAA complains they are losing billions yearly to piracy, when they are actually not losing a dime.  They, just like the oil industry and gas powered cars, are attempting to control the innovation of their industry because they fear it might cost them money.  Capitalism at its finest was meant to promote free and open trade, not stifle scientific advances because industries have setup finely honed systems to make steady incomes for themselves.  (ex. Buying a printer for $30 bucks so they can then sell you a color and black ink cartridge for $50)  We all know the truth, when you download that copy of Right Said Fred's "I'm too sexy" and dance to it while you're getting ready for work, you're not robbing anyone because no one in their right mind would buy that 20 year old song anyways.  Billions of people are too poor to afford a decent music collection at $15-$20 per album, they wouldn't have bought it anyways.  If the RIAA and MPAA truly get their way, they'll stifle their own market with less exposure to their artists creative work while trying to keep their money machine intact.  Meanwhile, poor youtube can't be the great video repository we'd all like it to be and every "Joe" who makes a derivative video fumbles to reiterate something that sounds like legal jargon about copyright laws underneath their video clip of something cool they saw on TV last week.

Wal-Mart, watch for falling prices, price drop. (Slave Wages)
Guess what we found an even poorer asian country than the one we're currently working out of who'll make products for hundreds of times less than it would cost to pay an american worker to do the same job.  Remember kids, the owners of wal-mart build their own apocalyptic bomb shelter to hide in, they are ready for it all to go to hell so they don't care if that toy you bought your child was made by paying someone 10 cents an hour working 14 hour days 7 days a week.

Zero Tolerance:  Zero Tolerance Drug Policy, Zero Tolerance Hazing.  
Rather than spend the time, money or effort it would take to do right by you, we are instituting a zero tolerance policy to throw you out if you do something that might make us look bad or cost us more money. Your just not worth the trouble you cause to us.  Get out.